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(scene to a building marked "Tokyo Sunshine and Smile Factory". Inside is a large garage with an assortment of equipment and half-finished projects. There are three visible vehicles, and Ice Cream Truck, a Tank, and an X-Wing. Mortimer is underneath the truck and Hiro enters with the mail)
Hiro: Mail's here, it looks like you got a few more CD's (tosses them to Mortimer as he reads off) "Pain, Sorrow and Grapefruit", "Crying Kittens, Weeping Puppies", "Everything Sucks Especially Myself"…
Mortimer: Great (Mortimer wheels out and readjusts his new metal right arm)
Hiro: looks like your new arm is working out well. Are you finally done complaining about losing your real one?
Mortimer: Yes, it may be a grievous loss, but now at least I got to play around with that Bionics Kit I got for Christmas.
Hiro: I told you you'd lose your arm if you kept cutting yourself.
(Mortimer begins to tear up)
Hiro: What? What is it?
Mortimer: Why to you always have to tease me!?!?
Hiro: Sorry, sorry *pats him on the back* your new arm looks really cool.
Mortimer: *stops crying* That's what I thought; I made a whole bunch of awesome gadgets that go with it.
Hiro: Really, like what?
Mortimer: Well, there's the wrench attachment, screwdriver attachment, hammer, saw, toothbrush, flashlight, DVD player, comical-yet-effective badger attachement, etc etc. I have this neat little cart to carry them around.
(Mortimer reveals a cart with a whole bunch of gadgets for his arm on it)
Hiro: Oh…nice. Hey, Morty, I don't mean to insult you or anything, but…couldn't you have just built a hand attachment so you could just use that to manipulate all this stuff? Then you wouldn't need the cart or anything.
Mortimer: *bursts into tears* Why didn't I think of that!?! I'm so stupid!!
Hiro: Heeeey, I didn't mean that in a mean way. I think you cart is really cool. And some of this stuff you'll still need. Like this…thing (holds up the blaster attachment).
Mortimer: *sniffle* that's the arm blaster I made.
Hiro: Sweet! You test it out yet?
Mortimer: Yeah, over there (motions to wall)
(frame of wall with a fairly large target on it, There are several holes in this wall that aren't anywhere near the target).
Hiro: Were you aiming at the target or…
Mortimer: I'm just a terrible shot.
Hiro: Well, you can always practice.
Mortimer: That's true (attaches blaster).
(Masa and Mune jump in through a window and lands in the garage next to Mortimer and Hiro)
Mune: (in mid-air)YEEEEEHAAWWW!!!!
Masa: (after landing) s'up bitches?
Hiro: You…VILE CREATURES!! (Brandishes sword and Mortimer brandishes his blaster arm)
Mune: Calm down, we're here on official business.
Hiro: What business is that? VILE business?
Mune: No…Well, if you associate us with the word 'Vile' then I guess it IS vile business.
Hiro: I knew it! You vile wench will pay for your vile business.
Mortimer: (to Hiro) Calm down
Masa: you need a Thesaurus.
Mune: As confusing and retarded as what you just said is, we came here to offer you an invitation to Boss's place to discuss a proposition.
Mortimer: Who's "Boss"?
Hiro: *through teeth* Dr. Baron von Evilsatan
Mortimer: That's not cliché or anything (sarcasm text)
Hiro: How did you find us?
Masa: Easy, this was the only unregistered Sunshine and Smile Factory in the Tokyo area.
Hiro: This smells like a trap.
Masa: I don't smell anything…
Mune: Yeah it probably does, but since you're desperate for that license of yours, you're just going to have to trust us.
Mortimer: Where is this meeting?
Mune: Here's a map-
*Mune hands a map to Mortimer who extends his blaster to receive it. He then proceeds to accidentally disintegrate the map and put a hole in the floor.*
Mune: *jumps back* ass!
Mortimer: Sorry, Sorry, forgot about the whole…hand-replaced-with-gun thing.
Mune: Well, even though we took the sign down, I think Hiro can remember where it is, right?
Hiro: Yeah, despite your 'Boss' working there, I still enjoy Free Taco Thursday on occasion.
Mune: Right well, the meeting is in three days. See you there (coy wink)
(Masa and Mune leave out the door).
(Morty and Hiro pause)
Mortimer: Free Taco Thursday sounds awesome
Hiro: It is.
Mortimer: but he was right, you could use a Thesaurus.
Hiro: You know I hate you
(Mortimer is shocked and tears up again)
Hiro: Stop that
Mortimer: You may hate me because I'm different, but at least I know how to use more than one adjective in a conversation!
Hiro: Ok how about this. I'll read the Thesaurus if you stop crying all the time, deal?
Mortimer: I'll try
Hiro: Good, now we need to step up our training and construction. I want to be prepared for this meeting.
Mortimer: Why? You said it yourself that this was obviously a trap.
Hiro: Well, like she said I need this license, and I'm willing to go through a little danger to get it. Anyways, villains are always very vulnerable when they think they have the upper-hand.
Mortimer: Does he have the upper-hand?
Hiro: I don't think so. He can't be that powerful if he's working at a Taco Juan's. I think those demons are what we have to worry about, if we get past them, the mastermind should be an easy fight.
Mortimer: and what if he isn't?
Hiro: Than I have that secret weapon your Uncle taught me.
Mortimer: with your toy sword.
Hiro: *sigh* YES with my toy sword.
Mortimer: Ok I'll get working on my equipment
Hiro: Don't even think about taking that damn cart.
Mortimer: *cries AGAIN* why must you hate me?
Hiro: Because the internet told me to, and what did I say about that crying?
Hiro: Mail's here, it looks like you got a few more CD's (tosses them to Mortimer as he reads off) "Pain, Sorrow and Grapefruit", "Crying Kittens, Weeping Puppies", "Everything Sucks Especially Myself"…
Mortimer: Great (Mortimer wheels out and readjusts his new metal right arm)
Hiro: looks like your new arm is working out well. Are you finally done complaining about losing your real one?
Mortimer: Yes, it may be a grievous loss, but now at least I got to play around with that Bionics Kit I got for Christmas.
Hiro: I told you you'd lose your arm if you kept cutting yourself.
(Mortimer begins to tear up)
Hiro: What? What is it?
Mortimer: Why to you always have to tease me!?!?
Hiro: Sorry, sorry *pats him on the back* your new arm looks really cool.
Mortimer: *stops crying* That's what I thought; I made a whole bunch of awesome gadgets that go with it.
Hiro: Really, like what?
Mortimer: Well, there's the wrench attachment, screwdriver attachment, hammer, saw, toothbrush, flashlight, DVD player, comical-yet-effective badger attachement, etc etc. I have this neat little cart to carry them around.
(Mortimer reveals a cart with a whole bunch of gadgets for his arm on it)
Hiro: Oh…nice. Hey, Morty, I don't mean to insult you or anything, but…couldn't you have just built a hand attachment so you could just use that to manipulate all this stuff? Then you wouldn't need the cart or anything.
Mortimer: *bursts into tears* Why didn't I think of that!?! I'm so stupid!!
Hiro: Heeeey, I didn't mean that in a mean way. I think you cart is really cool. And some of this stuff you'll still need. Like this…thing (holds up the blaster attachment).
Mortimer: *sniffle* that's the arm blaster I made.
Hiro: Sweet! You test it out yet?
Mortimer: Yeah, over there (motions to wall)
(frame of wall with a fairly large target on it, There are several holes in this wall that aren't anywhere near the target).
Hiro: Were you aiming at the target or…
Mortimer: I'm just a terrible shot.
Hiro: Well, you can always practice.
Mortimer: That's true (attaches blaster).
(Masa and Mune jump in through a window and lands in the garage next to Mortimer and Hiro)
Mune: (in mid-air)YEEEEEHAAWWW!!!!
Masa: (after landing) s'up bitches?
Hiro: You…VILE CREATURES!! (Brandishes sword and Mortimer brandishes his blaster arm)
Mune: Calm down, we're here on official business.
Hiro: What business is that? VILE business?
Mune: No…Well, if you associate us with the word 'Vile' then I guess it IS vile business.
Hiro: I knew it! You vile wench will pay for your vile business.
Mortimer: (to Hiro) Calm down
Masa: you need a Thesaurus.
Mune: As confusing and retarded as what you just said is, we came here to offer you an invitation to Boss's place to discuss a proposition.
Mortimer: Who's "Boss"?
Hiro: *through teeth* Dr. Baron von Evilsatan
Mortimer: That's not cliché or anything (sarcasm text)
Hiro: How did you find us?
Masa: Easy, this was the only unregistered Sunshine and Smile Factory in the Tokyo area.
Hiro: This smells like a trap.
Masa: I don't smell anything…
Mune: Yeah it probably does, but since you're desperate for that license of yours, you're just going to have to trust us.
Mortimer: Where is this meeting?
Mune: Here's a map-
*Mune hands a map to Mortimer who extends his blaster to receive it. He then proceeds to accidentally disintegrate the map and put a hole in the floor.*
Mune: *jumps back* ass!
Mortimer: Sorry, Sorry, forgot about the whole…hand-replaced-with-gun thing.
Mune: Well, even though we took the sign down, I think Hiro can remember where it is, right?
Hiro: Yeah, despite your 'Boss' working there, I still enjoy Free Taco Thursday on occasion.
Mune: Right well, the meeting is in three days. See you there (coy wink)
(Masa and Mune leave out the door).
(Morty and Hiro pause)
Mortimer: Free Taco Thursday sounds awesome
Hiro: It is.
Mortimer: but he was right, you could use a Thesaurus.
Hiro: You know I hate you
(Mortimer is shocked and tears up again)
Hiro: Stop that
Mortimer: You may hate me because I'm different, but at least I know how to use more than one adjective in a conversation!
Hiro: Ok how about this. I'll read the Thesaurus if you stop crying all the time, deal?
Mortimer: I'll try
Hiro: Good, now we need to step up our training and construction. I want to be prepared for this meeting.
Mortimer: Why? You said it yourself that this was obviously a trap.
Hiro: Well, like she said I need this license, and I'm willing to go through a little danger to get it. Anyways, villains are always very vulnerable when they think they have the upper-hand.
Mortimer: Does he have the upper-hand?
Hiro: I don't think so. He can't be that powerful if he's working at a Taco Juan's. I think those demons are what we have to worry about, if we get past them, the mastermind should be an easy fight.
Mortimer: and what if he isn't?
Hiro: Than I have that secret weapon your Uncle taught me.
Mortimer: with your toy sword.
Hiro: *sigh* YES with my toy sword.
Mortimer: Ok I'll get working on my equipment
Hiro: Don't even think about taking that damn cart.
Mortimer: *cries AGAIN* why must you hate me?
Hiro: Because the internet told me to, and what did I say about that crying?
We find out what Hiro has been up to in the intervening months
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LOL Mortimer sliced his hand off. This is great. I can't get enough of your stuff Love how Masa is always shooting his mouth off : D