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Dr. Baron von Evilsatan Intro by ~twicethepirate:icontwicethepirate:



(Begins in traditional Western comic style)

Councilman 1: Mr….Evilsatan, please step forward

Dr: (Steps into spotlight) Yeah, it’s Dr. actually.

Councilman 1: Oh, my apologies, Dr. Baron von Evilsatan, then?

Dr: Correct, *looks up* uhhh can you turn off the spotlight? It’s kind of hard for me to see.

Councilman 2: *hisses and pounds on desk* NEVERRRRR

Dr: Ok...sheesh I'm sorry.

Councilman 1: Don’t mind my fellow councilman. That is the only source of light in the room.

Councilman 2: *Still hiss* We just HAD to go with the lowest bidder.

Councilman 1: Now Chairman Bloodlust, we all voted on the allocation of building funds and we all agreed to save most of that money for the Exploding Kitten Genetic Research Project.

Councilman 2: All the good that did us.

Councilman 1: AHEM…Now you have just recently come to be a member of the Brotherhood, have you not Dr?

Dr: Look, I...wait, I'm hired? I mean I just came here five minutes ago to apply...Someone threw a bag over my head and I ended up here.

Councilman 1: Good, so moving out of country will not be a problem then?

Dr: Sure, whatever. It's a lot better than the rape I was expecting...Wait, how did you know my name?

Councilman 1: We stole your wallet. Now as an Evil conglomerate, we feel that the time has come to expand to new frontiers. So you, my friend, are now a proud ambassador of The Brotherhood of Very Very Bad Dudes. Congratulations.

Dr: Does this pay?

Councilman 1: (ignores)Pack your bags; you are headed to Japan to sow the Seeds of Evil. Muahahahahahahaha- (council chambers erupts in a chorus of maniacal laughter)

Dr: (doesn’t move for two frames through laughter, and then fidgets and finally checks watch).

(few panels of plane flight from U.S. to Japan)

(frame to Dr in airport with luggage and he’s looking for someone)

(Dr. spots a limo driver holding a sign read Dr. Baron von Evil||Satan *Satan is another sign taped to the first)

(Dr. motions to the driver and they meet)

Driver: Good evening sir, and how was your flight?

Dr: Fine, I guess...I don’t know if it’s the jet lag, but something just doesn’t feel right.

Driver: Oh! I think I know the problem (fishes inside his pockets and pulls out a remote)

Driver: Here we go. (points remote at reader and *clicks* once. The picture remains the same, but in the upper left corner is written Western Comic [like changing the display on your TV])

(Driver *clicks* again and the entire scene turns into Manga style with MANGA written in the corner)

Dr: Jesus!...What the hell?

Driver: *bows* Welcome to Japan!

Dr: What happened to your face? Where are your eyes?

Driver: I am an auxiliary character not useful to this plot, so I don’t have any details, including eyes.

Dr: Then how do you drive?

Driver: Uhhh- (is crushed by a big wooden staff)

Big Dumb Hero: Ah Hah! The villain's henchman is no match for the might of Saiban Justice! (or, as translated into English, Justice Justice)

Dr: What the hell, man? Why did you kill…uhhh…Mr. Driver?

SJ: He is your vile underling and must be destroyed.

Dr: I bet he had kids…

SJ: Now prepare for my-

Dr: Hold it now. How did you even know I was a villain in the first place?

(SJ points to Dr.’s chest and Dr. Looks down. On his chest is a nametag reading: HELLO MY NAME IS: YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE)

Dr: Oh…That…(pause, and then dashes off)Gya!

(chase scene where Dr. is running from Saiban First set of frames shows the profile of a sidewalk. Out of the left corner you hear Yahhhhh! And in the third frame you see Dr. run past the camera. The next frame is Saiban swinging wildly and lopping off the roof of a parked car. The next few frames are Dr. running and screaming with Saiban destroying everything but Dr. and spouting one liners about a lack of honor and crap. Dr. ducks into a building and flies up the stairs. Fill next frames of chase until next page where it is a full page of several flights of stairs with Dr. fleeing and Saiban chasing/destroying walls and railings to get at him (also show a path of destruction).

(Dr. finally burst through a door onto the roof and runs to the edge and peers over (it’s really high up so jumping is a no-no) Dr. turns back to see Saiban blast open the door.)

Dr: Crap.

Saiban: Did you really think you could run from Justice?

Dr: Yes.

Saiban: Silence you Monster! I will cleanse the earth of your filth with my All-Mighty Crimson Eagle Super Lightning Staff Strike Attack!! *SJ ‘powers up and jumps high into the air* YAAAHHHH!!!!

*camera zoom out to see a roof top with Dr. cowering and Saiban really high into the air (still screaming) next frame is of Saiban disappearing into a jet turbine with goofy sound effect (‘shoomp’ or something like that). Next frame is of the plane gone and nothing left of Saiban except his staff, and a few  pieces of apparel. Dr gets up (among the falling debris) and stares at the Tokyo skyline. The next frame is of the title “Dr. Baron von Evilsatan” coming into view.

Dr: Hey look, it's my name.
©2008-2009 ~twicethepirate
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Author's Comments

I am proud to introduce the first script of Dr. Baron von Evilsatan. This is the introduction for the first volume. Enjoy.

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:iconlahkh:
mostly good overall, keep it up.

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"May we be blessed with glory as we pass through the gates to Hell!" - Aust, lvl 25 sorcerer, demi-god
:iconzappakai:
The first time I saw it, I mistook the doctor's name for Dr. Baron von Evilstan..
..Maybe that could be on the driver's sign instead?

Too late to be suggesting things?

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You can't get rid of me.
:icontwicethepirate:
no suggestions are fine. I am wondering why you would want to change the card, though.

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All-Mighty Crimson Eagle Super Lightning Staff Strike ATTACK!!!!
:iconbowen13:
This sounds like it would be hilarious. I've got a character that is probably already in the Brotherhood of Very Very Bad Dudes: Animal Devision. Good job!

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I'm just sayin'.
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You're life, you're world, you're game. Alatheya - [link]
:iconbowen13:
I think he means it would be funny if they go this name wrong.

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I'm just sayin'.
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You're life, you're world, you're game. Alatheya - [link]
:iconrachnoa:
Waaah! Where do you get these ideas! <3
This sounds great!!!
*faves it*

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*=*Advice Is An Exchange Of Experiences*=*
:iconblue-moon402:
thats great! I laughed so much; specially where it changes to manga/ :lmao:
:icontwicethepirate:
tell your friends, I'm looking for an artist.

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All-Mighty Crimson Eagle Super Lightning Staff Strike ATTACK!!!!
:icontwicethepirate:
thanks

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All-Mighty Crimson Eagle Super Lightning Staff Strike ATTACK!!!!

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